The Chip-and-Release Hex of Cam Grandy
Cam Grandy · CIN · TE
“Grandy is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Grandy's week
- Grandy is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Grandy sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
74%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Grandy drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Grandy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Grandy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Grandy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.