The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Cam Grandy
Cam Grandy · CIN · TE
“Grandy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Illinois State's biggest rival.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Grandy's week
- A mysterious flag erases Grandy's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Grandy will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
75%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Cowboys jersey, ironically worn
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Grandy's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Grandy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Grandy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Grandy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.