The Invisible Route Hex of Cam Grandy
Cam Grandy · CIN · TE
“Grandy is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Grandy's week
- Grandy runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
- Grandy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Illinois State's biggest rival.
92%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Ravens locker room
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Grandy drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Grandy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Grandy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Grandy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.