The Chip-and-Release Hex of Cam Grandy
Cam Grandy · CIN · TE
“Grandy will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Grandy's week
- Grandy stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
- Grandy will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
75%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Buccaneers locker room
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Grandy, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Grandy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Grandy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Grandy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.