The Blocking Assignment Hex of Cam Grandy
Cam Grandy · CIN · TE
“Grandy spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Grandy's week
- Grandy will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Grandy stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
79%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Eye of Raiders, tongue of ref,
Bring Bengals down to grief,
Grandy scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Grandy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Grandy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Grandy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.