The Late Scratch Hex of Cam Grandy
Cam Grandy · CIN · TE
“Grandy is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Grandy's week
- Grandy's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Ref: "Number Grandy, that's a flag." Grandy: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
73%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Grandy's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Grandy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Grandy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Grandy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.