The Late Scratch Hex of Cam Grandy
Cam Grandy · CIN · TE
“Grandy gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Grandy's week
- Grandy's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Grandy gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
91%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Grandy drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Grandy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Grandy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Grandy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.