The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Cam Grandy
Cam Grandy · CIN · TE
“Grandy gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Grandy's week
- Grandy gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Grandy tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
78%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Grandy's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Grandy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Grandy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Grandy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.