The Hamstring Hex of Cam Grandy
Cam Grandy · CIN · TE
“Grandy's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Grandy's week
- Grandy tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Grandy is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
79%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Grandy's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Ja'Marr Chase
- Chase Brown
- Joe Burrow
- Brock Bowers
- Trey McBride
- Tee Higgins
- Colston Loveland
- Tyler Warren
- Sam LaPorta
- Harold Fannin Jr.
- Tucker Kraft
- Kyle Pitts Sr.
FAQ
How do I curse Cam Grandy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Grandy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Grandy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.