The Phantom Flag Hex of Cam Grandy
Cam Grandy · CIN · TE
“Grandy gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Grandy's week
- Grandy's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Grandy is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
87%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Grandy, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Grandy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Grandy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Grandy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.