The Hamstring Hex of Cam Grandy
Cam Grandy · CIN · TE
“Grandy lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Grandy's week
- Grandy gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
- Grandy has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
74%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Patriots locker room
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Grandy's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- Kyle Pitts Sr.
FAQ
How do I curse Cam Grandy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Grandy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Grandy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.