The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Cam Grandy
Cam Grandy · CIN · TE
“The broadcast shows Grandy on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Grandy's week
- Grandy runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
- Grandy gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
79%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Grandy drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Grandy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Grandy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Grandy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.