The Chip-and-Release Hex of Cam Grandy
Cam Grandy · CIN · TE
“Grandy is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Grandy's week
- Grandy is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Grandy gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
79%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Seahawks locker room
- A single tear from a Seahawks fan
- A single Buccaneers jersey, ironically worn
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Grandy's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Grandy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Grandy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Grandy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.