The Hamstring Hex of Cam Grandy
Cam Grandy · CIN · TE
“Grandy lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Grandy's week
- Grandy gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Grandy scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
75%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Ravens fan
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Grandy drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Grandy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Grandy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Grandy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.