The Snap Count Hex of Cam Grandy
Cam Grandy · CIN · TE
“Ref: "Number Grandy, that's a flag." Grandy: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Grandy's week
- Grandy gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Grandy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Illinois State's biggest rival.
83%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Grandy drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Grandy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Grandy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Grandy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.