The Invisible Route Hex of Cam Grandy
Cam Grandy · CIN · TE
“Grandy spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Grandy's week
- Grandy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Illinois State's biggest rival.
- A mysterious flag erases Grandy's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
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-14.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single tear from a Cardinals fan
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Grandy, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Grandy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Grandy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Grandy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.