The Blocking Assignment Hex of Cam Grandy
Cam Grandy · CIN · TE
“Grandy gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Grandy's week
- Grandy finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Grandy runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
82%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Grandy, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Grandy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Grandy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Grandy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.