The Blocking Assignment Hex of Cam Grandy
Cam Grandy · CIN · TE
“Grandy gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Grandy's week
- Grandy sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Grandy runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
72%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Eye of Commanders, tongue of ref,
Bring Bengals down to grief,
Grandy scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Grandy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Grandy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Grandy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.