The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Cam Grandy
Cam Grandy · CIN · TE
“Grandy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Illinois State's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Grandy's week
- The broadcast shows Grandy on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Grandy is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
72%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Grandy drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Grandy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Grandy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Grandy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.