The Blocking Assignment Hex of Cam Grandy
Cam Grandy · CIN · TE
“Grandy sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Grandy's week
- Grandy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Illinois State's biggest rival.
- Grandy's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
79%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Grandy's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Grandy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Grandy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Grandy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.