The Hamstring Hex of Cam Grandy
Cam Grandy · CIN · TE
“Grandy is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Grandy's week
- A mysterious flag erases Grandy's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Grandy will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
79%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jaguars locker room
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Grandy's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Grandy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Grandy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Grandy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.