The Phantom Flag Hex of Cam Grandy
Cam Grandy · CIN · TE
“Grandy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Illinois State's biggest rival.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Grandy's week
- Grandy is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Ref: "Number Grandy, that's a flag." Grandy: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
92%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Grandy's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Grandy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Grandy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Grandy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.