The Hamstring Hex of Cam Grandy
Cam Grandy · CIN · TE
“Grandy gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Grandy's week
- Grandy gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Grandy is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
75%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single Buccaneers jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Grandy's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Grandy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Grandy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Grandy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.