The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Cam Grandy
Cam Grandy · CIN · TE
“Grandy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Illinois State's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Grandy's week
- Grandy spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
- Grandy gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
89%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Grandy's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Grandy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Grandy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Grandy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.