The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Cam Grandy
Cam Grandy · CIN · TE
“Grandy is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Grandy's week
- Grandy gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
- Grandy stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
84%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Grandy, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Grandy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Grandy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Grandy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.