The Blocking Assignment Hex of Cam Grandy
Cam Grandy · CIN · TE
“Grandy runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Grandy's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Grandy's stadium. Only over Grandy.
- Grandy finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
84%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Grandy's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Grandy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Grandy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Grandy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.