The Intentional Grounding Hex of Cam Miller
Cam Miller · GB · QB
“Miller throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Miller, the end zone is a rumor.
- Miller goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
73%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A used challenge flag
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Miller drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.