The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Cam Miller
Cam Miller · GB · QB
“Miller slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Miller, the end zone is a rumor.
- The broadcast shows Miller on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
80%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Seahawks locker room
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Miller, Miller, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.