The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Cam Miller
Cam Miller · GB · QB
“Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Miller, the end zone is a rumor.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- The broadcast shows Miller on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Miller is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
85%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Miller's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.