The Sideline-Scold Hex of Cam Ward
Cam Ward · TEN · QB
“Ward gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Miami (FL)'s biggest rival.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Ward's week
- The play clock hits zero on Ward four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
- Ward goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
79%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Ward drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Ward in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Ward is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Ward actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.