The Doink Hex of Cameron Dicker
Cameron Dicker · LAC · K
“Dicker will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Dicker's week
- Dicker gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
- Dicker is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
87%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Eagles jersey, ironically worn
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Dicker, Dicker, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cameron Dicker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cameron Dicker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cameron Dicker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.