The Mystery Tweak Hex of Cameron Dicker
Cameron Dicker · LAC · K
“Dicker gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Dicker's week
- Dicker's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Dicker. Dicker does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
87%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Dicker's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cameron Dicker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cameron Dicker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cameron Dicker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.