The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Cameron Dicker
Cameron Dicker · LAC · K
“A mysterious flag erases Dicker's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Dicker's week
- Dicker will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Dicker warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
77%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Dicker's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cameron Dicker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cameron Dicker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cameron Dicker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.