The Doink Hex of Cameron Dicker
Cameron Dicker · LAC · K
“Dicker gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Dicker's week
- Dicker sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Dicker gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
92%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A used challenge flag
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Dicker's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cameron Dicker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cameron Dicker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cameron Dicker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.