The Wide Left Hex of Cameron Dicker
Cameron Dicker · LAC · K
“Dicker is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Dicker's week
- Dicker tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Dicker warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
82%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Ravens locker room
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Dicker's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cameron Dicker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cameron Dicker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cameron Dicker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.