The Late Scratch Hex of Cameron Dicker
Cameron Dicker · LAC · K
“Dicker's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Dicker's week
- Dicker warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
- Dicker gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.
76%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Saints locker room
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Dicker, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cameron Dicker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cameron Dicker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cameron Dicker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.