The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Cameron Dicker
Cameron Dicker · LAC · K
“Dicker will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Dicker's week
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Dicker. Dicker does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
- Dicker gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.
91%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Dicker, Dicker, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cameron Dicker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cameron Dicker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cameron Dicker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.