The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Cameron Dicker
Cameron Dicker · LAC · K
“Dicker gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Dicker's week
- Dicker will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.
- Dicker is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
73%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Dicker's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cameron Dicker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cameron Dicker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cameron Dicker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.