The Wide Left Hex of Cameron Dicker
Cameron Dicker · LAC · K
“Dicker is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Dicker's week
- Dicker finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Dicker gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
84%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Dicker's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cameron Dicker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cameron Dicker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cameron Dicker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.