The Doink Hex of Cameron Dicker
Cameron Dicker · LAC · K
“Dicker is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Dicker's week
- Dicker will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Dicker warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
92%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Dicker, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cameron Dicker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cameron Dicker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cameron Dicker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.