The Snap Count Hex of Cameron Dicker
Cameron Dicker · LAC · K
“Dicker's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Dicker's week
- Dicker sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Dicker tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
84%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Dicker's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cameron Dicker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cameron Dicker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cameron Dicker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.