The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Cameron Dicker
Cameron Dicker · LAC · K
“Dicker makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Dicker's week
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Dicker trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
- The broadcast shows Dicker on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
78%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single Vikings jersey, ironically worn
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Dicker's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cameron Dicker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cameron Dicker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cameron Dicker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.