The Wide Left Hex of Cameron Dicker
Cameron Dicker · LAC · K
“Dicker gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Dicker's week
- The broadcast shows Dicker on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Dicker will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
74%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single Lions jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Eye of Colts, tongue of ref,
Bring Chargers down to grief,
Dicker scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cameron Dicker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cameron Dicker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cameron Dicker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.