The Doink Hex of Cameron Dicker
Cameron Dicker · LAC · K
“Dicker attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Dicker's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Dicker's stadium. Only over Dicker.
- Dicker sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
88%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Dicker's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cameron Dicker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cameron Dicker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cameron Dicker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.