The Snap Count Hex of Cameron Dicker
Cameron Dicker · LAC · K
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Dicker's stadium. Only over Dicker.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Dicker's week
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Dicker is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
- Dicker is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
78%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Eye of Commanders, tongue of ref,
Bring Chargers down to grief,
Dicker scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cameron Dicker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cameron Dicker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cameron Dicker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.