The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Cameron Dicker
Cameron Dicker · LAC · K
“Dicker will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Dicker's week
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Dicker. Dicker does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
- Dicker gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas's biggest rival.
89%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single 49ers jersey, ironically worn
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Dicker drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cameron Dicker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cameron Dicker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cameron Dicker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.