The Wide Left Hex of Cameron Dicker
Cameron Dicker · LAC · K
“Dicker's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Dicker's week
- Dicker gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Dicker's stadium. Only over Dicker.
81%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Dicker, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cameron Dicker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cameron Dicker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cameron Dicker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.