The Wind Hex of Cameron Dicker
Cameron Dicker · LAC · K
“Dicker's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Dicker's week
- Dicker gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Dicker makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.
74%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single Cardinals jersey, ironically worn
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Dicker's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cameron Dicker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cameron Dicker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cameron Dicker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.