The Shank Hex of Cameron Dicker
Cameron Dicker · LAC · K
“Dicker kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Dicker's week
- Dicker goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Dicker's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
83%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Dicker's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cameron Dicker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cameron Dicker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cameron Dicker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.