The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Cameron Dicker
Cameron Dicker · LAC · K
“Dicker's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Dicker's week
- Dicker warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
- Dicker will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
78%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Dicker's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cameron Dicker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cameron Dicker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cameron Dicker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.